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Welcome to my wedding party. 

Hi! Welcome to my wedding party! You are here because you are one of the best dudes around and I am thrilled to have you at my side when I get married.

Because I have had the good fortune of meeting you at several phases and areas of life, many of you have never met. Scroll below to see who you get to get drunk with (if you so choose) at the bachelor party.

And yes, we are wearing kilts.


Anyways - this will be the go to point for central information. I will get schedules here as we make them, links to kilt rental, (They are actually comparable to rending a suit) bachelor party stuff. All that Jazz. For now - please keep August 17th 2024 clear!

Kilt Sizing Guide

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Meet the crew

Kyle Smith - Best Man, known him his whole life. Runs fast. Eats slow. Once got us pulled over cuz he wouldn't wear a seatbelt and I told him we would both be in trouble. Walked inside to tell dad. I try to sneak by because Kyle was the asshole, but

Kyle Smith - Best Man, known him his whole life. Runs fast. Eats slow. Once got us pulled over cuz he wouldn't wear a seatbelt and I told him we would both be in trouble. Walked inside to tell dad. I try to sneak by because Kyle was the asshole, but then I got yelled at for "letting it happen"

Dalton Smith - Best Man - Father of 2 with one on the way. Works eleventy billion hours a week as a nurse. Falls asleep at every party.

Dalton Smith - Best Man - Father of 2 with one on the way. Works eleventy billion hours a week as a nurse. Falls asleep at every party.

Devin Webber - Brother in law. Father to 3 - just had twins. Fitness coach and general smart ass.

Devin Webber - Brother in law. Father to 3 - just had twins. Fitness coach and general smart ass.

Sean Ryan - Cousin. Musician. Runner. Regularly sharply dressed.

Sean Ryan - Cousin. Musician. Runner. Regularly sharply dressed.

Producer Shane - Cousin, Last name of Ryan but known to me and Sean simply as Producer Shane due to his role of "opinionated person" during the Cousin Brother Recording Sessions. Also regularly sharply dressed. Not a musician.

Producer Shane - Cousin, Last name of Ryan but known to me and Sean simply as Producer Shane due to his role of "opinionated person" during the Cousin Brother Recording Sessions. Also regularly sharply dressed. Not a musician.

Jordan King - High school buddy, football coach, I am the Godfather to all three of his children. This photo shows evidence if my boutonniere stabbing me all night at his wedding. Still boogied hard though.

Jordan King - High school buddy, football coach, I am the Godfather to all three of his children. This photo shows evidence if my boutonniere stabbing me all night at his wedding. Still boogied hard though.

Anil Pillay - Original Member of The Johnny Peeners (Tap photo for secret video), Guitar nerd, beautiful hair. Under the impression that vegetables are healthier than steak and while he may be what some consider to be a "fully trained medical profess

Anil Pillay - Original Member of The Johnny Peeners (Tap photo for secret video), Guitar nerd, beautiful hair. Under the impression that vegetables are healthier than steak and while he may be what some consider to be a "fully trained medical professional," I still don't really agree. Anil is a doctor.

Ernie Grooney - Good buddy. Runner. Asks you to help him hang stuff in his garage "really quickly for a few minutes." Takes hours.

Ernie Grooney - Good buddy. Runner. Asks you to help him hang stuff in his garage "really quickly for a few minutes." Takes hours.

Christian (third from left) and Phil (third from right) are Bettina's brothers. They both live in California and look sharp in German clothes.

Christian (third from left) and Phil (third from right) are Bettina's brothers. They both live in California and look sharp in German clothes.